Ireland – Denmark

So we are playing against ireland. This could be an epic game, but most likely we will lose. Simply just throw away any opportunity. Stay tuned for updates.

1 – 0 good job, not even 10 minutes played and we are already loosing.

8.18 beer time

9.50 let me completely miss this opportunity .. Well done.

16.30 here let me shoot directly at the goal keeper..

17.50 repeat previous action

19.43 beer time

25.00 hopeless

27.30 miss again

28.20 let me fumble this one in 1-1

29.52 beer time

31.15 it almost looks like the play leading up to this goal was thought through 1-2

41.30 seems like beer time

Half time is beer time

50.45 way off 1-2

51.08 beer time

52.20 aim for the goalkeeper

53.10 a hairband joins the game

54.00 Ireland corner kick, they missed 1-2

55.00 refere must have been smoking some funny stuff

56.16 double try, double fail by Denmark

57.00 fumbling near the Danish goal

57.40 Ireland are becoming so violent the Danish players are loosing their hairbands

60.26 beer time

61.00 irish free kick near the Danish goal or something

62.05 Danish goal 1-3 i think

65.14 beer tine

66.21 and the score is dtill 1-3

67.07 important observation the danes are playing in read while the irens are playing in green. Any viewer with red/green color blindness must find this game confusing

69.18 a hairband leaves the game

71.10 the grass is green as well

73.00 the irens put the ball in place and let some dane have a shot. The score is 1-4. It seems aranged now.

75.04 bertime

76.06 very suntanned dane makes a shot and I think he missed 1-4

77.19 shot just went over the damish goal

78.30ish ad for probablu the brst beerr in the world is showing

80.20 some commotion in front of the iresh goal

80.26 oh..corner kick

81.33 fumbling

83.16 some royalty or something joind thr danes (lord bente)

84.58 a dane seems constipated

86.33 whatever beer time

88.49 someone took down lord bendtner. Penalty kick just around the corner .

89.48 1-5

90.00 +0.45 any point in continuing, there is no one left in the stadium

Finanly the gameeends 1-5. The dsnish team is headng towards russialand, while the irenscan stay and drinm Guinness. Yeah beer time

This concludes my broadcast.

The best ideas

I have taken toilet reading to the next level. After I found my self sitting and s******, in a small enclosed area with just soap and shampoo as entertainment, I thought.. maybe reading shampoo while spending time on the toilet is yesteryears trend. I’m starting a new trend: being productive while using the toilet.

All this just came to me while being on the toilet, this is naturally also written and posted while being on the toilet.

My superpowers

This my list of my real and unreal superpowers.

Super sensitive hearing. Unfortunately only when I’m extremely hungover. I can hear every thing and it makes me sick!

Extreme memory. But only when I’m really drunk. The second I become sober, this superpower is gone. 

Not so much a superpower, but I’m a super ninja as long as nobody sees me. If anybody spots me while in super ninja mode, I loose the ability.

Alarm sleep-through. No matter what sound level use on my alarm, I have absolutely no trouble sleeping through it. If the firearm went of I wouldn’t notice.

Taking a shower

According to a recent study, 80% finds it necessary to sing when taking a shower. Especially if it somewhere public.

Futhermore the study shows that the only two songs appropriate during the shower is “I touch myself” followed by “my way”.

DSB gamble

Every morning is a gamble when it comes to dsb. I think they have a small  encyclopedia of bad excuses. They range from “we could not update our crews I pads with their driving schedule this morning” to “it came as a surprise to us that it could snow in january”

This morning however, no problems so far. But the day is young.  They have already announced replacement busses during the weekend due to engineering works. I have high hopes for Monday. …

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All those lovely comments

Whenever you have a webpage, where you allow people to leave comments or posts, you will find out quite quickly that there are no limit to the amount of spam you will receive. It is really impressive, not only the amount but also what they try to slip in. I have decided to make some of them public. I have for safety reason tried to remove all weird links and so on.