The best ideas

I have taken toilet reading to the next level. After I found my self sitting and s******, in a small enclosed area with just soap and shampoo as entertainment, I thought.. maybe reading shampoo while spending time on the toilet is yesteryears trend. I’m starting a new trend: being productive while using the toilet.

All this just came to me while being on the toilet, this is naturally also written and posted while being on the toilet.

My superpowers

This my list of my real and unreal superpowers.

Super sensitive hearing. Unfortunately only when I’m extremely hungover. I can hear every thing and it makes me sick!

Extreme memory. But only when I’m really drunk. The second I become sober, this superpower is gone. 

Not so much a superpower, but I’m a super ninja as long as nobody sees me. If anybody spots me while in super ninja mode, I loose the ability.

Alarm sleep-through. No matter what sound level use on my alarm, I have absolutely no trouble sleeping through it. If the firearm went of I wouldn’t notice.

Taking a shower

According to a recent study, 80% finds it necessary to sing when taking a shower. Especially if it somewhere public.

Futhermore the study shows that the only two songs appropriate during the shower is “I touch myself” followed by “my way”.

DSB gamble

Every morning is a gamble when it comes to dsb. I think they have a small  encyclopedia of bad excuses. They range from “we could not update our crews I pads with their driving schedule this morning” to “it came as a surprise to us that it could snow in january”

This morning however, no problems so far. But the day is young.  They have already announced replacement busses during the weekend due to engineering works. I have high hopes for Monday. …

Hello Web Admin

Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing). Then you should spread all H1,H2,H3 tags in your article.Your Keyword should appear in your first paragraph and in the last sentence of the page. You should have relevant usage of Bold and italics of your keyword.There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword….wait there’s even more Now what if i told you there was a simple WordPress plugin that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That’s right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information at. Seo Plugin

All those lovely comments

Whenever you have a webpage, where you allow people to leave comments or posts, you will find out quite quickly that there are no limit to the amount of spam you will receive. It is really impressive, not only the amount but also what they try to slip in. I have decided to make some of them public. I have for safety reason tried to remove all weird links and so on.

Organic, GMO and Biodynamics

Don’t be stupid people. Thats one way of starting this post, another way could be.. Nah.. there is no other way.

While I find the thought of organic products beautiful, all should be aware of the fine line between ripping people off and making sense. There is also a fine line between making sense and being afraid of the unknown.

I think most of us can agree on pesticides, weed killers and various other crop-crowth enhancers  might not be best for our general health. Conventional farming uses all kind of chemicals, that’s no secret. But what is your alternatives?

Well, organic farming is probably your choice which is fine, the products are usually more expensive for less. But they should be less infested with exotic chemicals. So thats all good, some products like eggs might even look better. The yolk in organic eggs are usually  less pale looking.

Next alternative, is not really an alternative. It is more like organic gone insane. It’s called biodynamic. It follows the rules laid out by some guy called Rudolph Steiner. In short it is something about, harvesting the crops the third day after full moon while chanting and dancing. It probably also requires the urine from a virgin owl collected by naked twins during the first snowfall, or something like that. And then it is by the way also organic. Needless to say it is expensive, but you can really taste the urine….

Finally there is the big no-no. The society has already made its choice. GMO is dangerous, GMO will make us all to 3-headed, 7-legged, doubled-nosed pink mutants. But… what if… The GMO was organic. If you think of it, GMO could probably coexist with organic farming. The whole point of GMO is not making anybody mutants, it is taking the scientific short cut. GMO actually isn’t different from the old way of refining crops, but instead of spending 50 years or more to get the wanted result, GMO is doing it in a few years.

What we get out of it is crops, who doesn’t need pesticides, because they naturally can resist what ever fungus or bug they might be exposed to. They aren’t sprayed with growth enhancers because the are already growing as fast and high (or short) as they can. Isn’t that basically what organic farmers are trying to achieve? No chemicals on the crops. Of course the whole GMO-organic thingy is much more complicated, but maybe GMO shouldn’t be seen as a mean to make people to pink mutants, but maybe as a way to reduce some of the pesticide outlet. It can only be healthier for everybody to get less of those weird chemicals.

Or am I just wrong?